DeliriousLizard

About xbasic

19. Minnesota. I like puppies and cuddles :) also don't mind Taco Bell<3

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.


Or the old “can you ask a manager?”
shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

alt-j:

not-a-bird:

alt-j:

it just occurred to me that if i go leave my entire life behind and live in the forest for the rest of my life I wouldn’t have to take the SAT and im trying to decide if that’s worth it or not

do it

ok start packing were going to become nomads and were leaving right now

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

I want to _____ you.

fandombatched:

barriz99:

nicodianeglo:

bruisedbrat:

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

PLEASE, DO IT

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last time was fun

Doubt I’ll get any tbh 😂

Probs not going to get any but hey looks fun

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me